Firstly,
introductions all round. My name is [removed to protect dolphinlovers],
musician, pre-vet student and Delphinic Zoophile. People are often wondering
just what the hell zoophilia is. Zoophilia is best described as a love of
animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections
to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not
to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal,
without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something
that I would never do to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them
with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and
children.
Dolphins are very intelligent, highly emotional and expressive
creatures. They enjoy the company of humans, and if a relationship develops
between a human and a dolphin, as has happened with me, they will, on occasion,
wish to express their trust and affection for you in the most direct way;
through mating, or sex-play. You see, dolphins do not use sex purely for
procreative reasons. They use it as a way of strengthening the bonds between pod
mates (mothers and calves included), and also for fun. Dolphins and humans share
this common trait with very few other animals, so sometimes it makes me wonder
when people continue to ask me "How DO you mate with a dolphin?". Easy. Let the
dolphin tell you!
Well, here is a selection of questions people have
asked me, so I hope this sheds some light on the subject...
Q1) How do I
tell a male dolphin from a female one?
A1) Probably the most common
question I get asked. There are 2 ways of determining the sex of a dolphin. The
most obvious way is to take a peek under the peduncle (the long part of the body
connected to the tail flukes). On the dolphin's belly, directly opposite the
dorsal fin, will be the umbilicus, or the navel of the dolphin. Looking further
down towards the tail, you start to see the differences.
Male dolphins
have two separate slits for the penis (the urogenital opening) and the anus.
These are separated by a bridge of skin. The male's urogenital opening is
generally located further up the belly, towards the navel.
Females, on
the other fin, have one continuous larger slit, the anus located at the end of
it. On either side of the genital slit, you will find two smaller slits; these
are the mammary slits, where the nipples of the dolphin are kept for feeding the
calves. The slit is also located closer to the tail stock of the
dolphin.
The other way to determine the sex of a dolphin, if you can't
reach their belly, is to look at their mellon, or head. The males tend to have a
fatter, rounder mellon, while the females are more sleek and
streamlined.
Q2) How do I know if a dolphin wants to have
sex?
A2) There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he
is interested in sex.
Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will
swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a
Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their
member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along
any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males
have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as
such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual
excitement.
Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female
dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their
genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent.
They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the
water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you,
coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their
genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic
thrusts against you.
Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness
varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they
are sexually active.
Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with
me?
A3) Accept, if possible! I will go through the steps involved with
males and females...
The Male:
When a male dolphin is interested
in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him.
(Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems
women just don't like dolphins enough... so I cannot say for sure if it is safe
to mate with them. I would suspect not, due to a dolphins size, but then again,
I cannot say for a woman.)
WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you
should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose
dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the
force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious
internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are
the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to
the doctors in the emergency ward....
A male dolphin's member is roughly
S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to
support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle
him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis
to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length.
It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the
touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40
seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just
prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The
force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face
out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick
and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try
to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A
male dolphin could snap your neck in a accidental thrust, and that would be the
end of that relationship.
The Female:
Well, the females are again
a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin:
Masturbation, or mating.
Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show
interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand
under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of
the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump
when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but
with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up
into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel
around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia
like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they
start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles,
and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can
do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their
climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting,
clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalization.
Mating:
This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to
mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the
shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually
comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the
dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up
on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other
arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her
genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you
inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually
to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females
initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of
your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the
experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or
two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and
thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females,
they have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I
do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against
each other at the one time.
One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or
mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them,
rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is
essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying
that this wasn't just a one-night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they
will want your company more the next time you visit them.
Q4) What
diseases can I get from dolphins? Can I give them any?
A4) I have had no
experiences with Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STD's) with dolphins, so I
couldn't rightfully say. I do know, however, that you can pass the Flu between
you, along with other respiratory problems. (I got a cold when a dolphin sneezed
on me once. It cleared up after a week or so.) You can also pass some skin
irritations on to them, if you handle them with chaffed or broken skin. Just
like with a human, it is best to BE CLEAN when you handle a dolphin. If you have
cuts on your hands, avoid touching them unless you wash with a Betadine surgical
scrub prior to handling. This is available from most Veterinary and Surgical
suppliers. If you have some disease of some sort, avoid mating, for the dolphins
sake. This is a little known area, more so because Zoophilia is considered
illegal in many places (which I think is a load of crud, but the law's the
law....)
Q5) Is their any way I can invite a dolphin to be
masturbated?
A5) Well, yes. If they are hanging around, but not looking
particularly excited, but you are, you can invite them with this
way...
Male and Female dolphins can be invited by rolling them on their
sides, again, but instead of going straight to the genital slit, rub along their
bellies, between their pectoral fins, along the navel, and every once in a
while, over the genital slit. If they are responsive, they will show the signs
of excitement as described earlier, and you can proceed as usual. If, however,
they are not responsive, they will swim away, or turn back upright. DO NOT force
the issue with a dolphin! Trying to restrain them will only break their trust in
you, and could cause you serious injury. Pat them, stroke them and talk to them
lovingly, but do not try anything else. It is best, anyway, to let the dolphin
tell you when they are ready. It is far more pleasant, and more fulfilling
anyway. And more special.
Q6) Where can I find a dolphin to mate
with?
A6) Aquariums are a bad choice, for many reasons. Too public, the
dolphins are not in their natural habitat, night visits are impossible, etc
etc... some may have external enclosures, which may be accessible, but that is
no guarantee. Best thing sometimes is to find a beach or a cove that the
dolphins frequent. It takes time to develop a relationship with a dolphin to the
point where they will let you mate with them (although some have been as quick
as 3 days to acclimatize). Gaining their trust takes time, and you need to visit
frequently. This is impossible for some people, I understand, but it is the best
way. Sometimes you just need to be in the right place at the right time. I have
been extremely lucky on two occasions with wild dolphins, and my current mate is
a dolphin who lives in the harbor of my resident city.
Well, I hope this
is of use to whoever is interested. One final note. You should love a dolphin,
not because of the sexual relief they can provide, but because they are a unique
animal, one of the few wild animals that seek the company of man by their own
initiative. This is special. Do not abuse it.